Monday, September 19, 2011

Taxi!.........?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.



He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, %26quot;Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank.%26quot; Passenger: %26quot;Who?%26quot; Cabbie: %26quot;Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all thetime. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened likethat to Frank Feldman every single time.%26quot; Passenger: %26quot;There are always a few clouds over everybody.%26quot; Cabbie: %26quot;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have wonthe Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like anopera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heardhim play the piano. He was an amazing guy.%26quot; Passenger: %26quot;Sounds like he was something really special Cabbie: %26quot;There's more... He had a memory like a computer . Couldremember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods toorder and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the wholestreet blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.%26quot; Passenger. %26quot;Wow, some guy then.%26quot; Cabbie: %26quot;He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoidtraffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. ButFrank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a womanand make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and hisclothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was theperfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up toFrank Feldman.%26quot; Passenger: %26quot;An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?%26quot; Cabbie: %26quot;Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f**kingwidow.%26quot;Taxi!.........?thats the best one of the day,have a starTaxi!.........?Ha if he was so perfect why did he dieTaxi!.........?GREAT question!! You have just officially made my weekend!

Have a star!;)Taxi!.........?When do we laugh?Taxi!.........?lol, good oneTaxi!.........?haha...the wife always compare them and of course she'll be on Frank's side... just to hurt her husband's feeling...Taxi!.........?Very good I liked it!!!

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