Monday, September 19, 2011

Joke : The most perfect man ever?

A man walks to the corner of Oxford Street and Regent Street in London during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi



straight away.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: %26quot;Perfect timing. You're just like Stevie%26quot;

%26quot;Who?%26quot; says the man.

%26quot;Stevie Jones. He was a guy who did everything right. Like my taxi being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened



for Stevie.%26quot;

%26quot;Well no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody,%26quot; the man replies.

%26quot;Not Stevie,%26quot; says cabbie. %26quot;He was a terrific athlete. He could have turned professional at golf or tennis and he danced like



a West End star. He was handsome and sophisticated, more than George Clooney. He had a better body than Arnold Schwarzenegger



in his prime. He was something!%26quot;

%26quot;Somehow Stevie just new exactly how to make women happy,%26quot; the cabbie continues.

%26quot;He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuseJoke : The most perfect man ever?Lol. I started choking on my water

after I read the last sentence. haha.Joke : The most perfect man ever?really cool one...!Joke : The most perfect man ever?lolz...i like it....the punch line is gr8...Joke : The most perfect man ever?That was okayJoke : The most perfect man ever?that's funnyJoke : The most perfect man ever?ha ha ha ~~~~!!!!!!



its like silly for a while but its very funny when u actually get it~~!!!!!
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